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I'm from Uruguay. Male. 20.
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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

mockingjalie:

…we are all just pieces in their games…

Coldplay to play in Las Vegas @ the iHeartRadio Music Festival 2014 (x)

fuckyeahcommunity:

Shut up, Leonard!

There’s this cliché where serial killers are always described as, “Quiet, kept to himself, kind of a loner.” It’s a cliché for a reason. (Season 4)

westeros-to-middle-earth:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones